LorriDarlin

Hi! Of course you want to know something about me right!? For starters I love Whiskey, beards, books, history, dad jokes, cooking, hiking, red lipstick, strong coffee, comics and a ton of other random mundane things. I’m hilarious by nature, trust me it’s just because I’m so awkward. My brain is full of completely random and useless knowledge. I don’t watch tv, that’s right, I’ve never seen Game of Thrones or Greys Anatomy. Oops. I enjoy food more than I should, borderline glutton over here if I’m honest. I’m so southern that my accent is absolutely embarra**ing. I’m 5ft flat and reaching the top cabinets is a daily struggle in my life.

I’m just here for fun and a little adventure outside of my normal but I do I aim to please! Kink & fet**h friendly, judgment free, & open to new things!