Nice middle aged guy (60+) with some toilety interests, who especially likes mature ladies. Holding, desperation and women who don't go when they should are of special interest to me. Also, if your name's Anne or Ann, that's really an added bonus.
For practical reasons, I usually only deal with UK sellers. Please be aware of this. Even if you don't read the first paragraph PLEASE READ THIS ONE as it will save you and me both time and trouble.