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I don't have much time to be here at the moment. Bare with, if I'm slow responding. Face and UK Sellers only. With at least a few reviews and verified if possible please, I won't respond if I can't see your true beauty 😉
Non U.K sellers will be ignored mainly cause I can't buy body fluids cause of shipping over the boarder unless you come aboard to the U.K alot then please let me know by messaging 'I always go to the UK'!!
First off, I'm pretty busy at the moment, I might be a bit slow with replies so sorry for any delay. Would rather make you aware before placing orders!
DISCLAIMER: I wish I was a toilet for ladies!!
One day meh 😭😭😭
BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER: I AM THE FILTHIEST, You'll meet, you think something is used enough, I'll want you too wear it, maximise it, do whatever you can to get your juices and stains on it and in my mouth. I want to be the filthiest and most sickest dirtiest perverted creep you'll ever meet. Give me all your juices!!!!!!!!!!
DROWN ME IN YOUR JUICE!!!
Also, any items I buy I will be wanting a tracking number including for postage. This is too make sure I will be getting my parcels as I've had many people say they'll post an item and nothing has turned up. I'm more than happy to pay for it! Let's discuss it!!!
No MEN Allowed!!! You'll be blocked. I'll feel bad! SORRY GUYS BUT I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND ONE BRO TO ANOTHER 🤝
I was bullied and abused by men when I was younger. I really wish things were different. Tough to move on and not think about things, but it is what it is.
However I will say Women will always come first before Men, Women are better than Men by far. Nothing beats a lady!!!
I love being called a loser, a perv, pervert, love all of that but what I love the most when I watch a lady having a wee wee when she is bursting. I love seeing a lady desperate for the loo and hearing the words, I need a wee, I need a p**, I'm dying for a wee, I need to piddle or anything related, then the next is the ooooooooh, uhhh, the relief sounds, then the hissing sounds and the p** hitting the toilet water. Anything at all toilet related, farts too. Yes I wish I was your toilet. Just please be genuine and yourself when you do it.
Oh and I do also love, when you tell me how disgusting am I, how dirty I am, or the ew, yuk responses etc, especially in videos, love hearing being called a 'perv or pervert'.
I would love to find someone that would treat me like s***, if you do this without consent, you'll be blocked cause I will most likely forget so we'll have to agree on it first, I would love a bratty nasty a** b**ch, who will make me buy her toilet content, I would love to swallow her body fluids, p** mostly 😋 Yes, I really do love the taste of ladies p** like 😘
Ladies: Also, I am working on a project/business so could be making a lot of money one day, if it goes well then yes I will definitely spoil you loads in the future when I am indeed RICH!! I've always wanted to do that but I can't do it just yet as I need money first to make money!!!! So make the most of me, treat me how I love to be treated and you have a higher chance of being spoilt rotten :P
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and please don't mention about other buyers doing things with your items and all that stuff, I really don't want to know unless it's a lady or she is going to get involved with me, thank you.
Any men mention in any of my conversation, you'll be blocked.
Unless it's absolutely vital 😂 Which it's not hahahaha