EmeraldOstara

Choose one of three kinds of cock ratings, or divvy your time up between two categories:

1) HONEST COCK COMMENTARY is what I offer if you choose "Honest Dick Rate." NO NUMERIC SCORES! Every cock is a perfect and beautiful creation of nature. I will provide HONEST observation and commentary on your cock, the shape, girth, etc. I AM NOT A SIZE QUEEN! I DON'T CARE HOW BIG YOUR COCK IS AS LONG AS YOU LICK MY CLIT! My HONEST opinion will not be about humiliating you or stroking your ego. I will observe and honestly describe your cock and balls if you care to show them. I will talk about how yours compares to other cocks, however it won't be in a humiliating or ego stroking kind of way. If you want a numeric score, please seek elsewhere. If complete honesty and more studied commentary is what you're after, then choose "Honest Dick Rate." I can't wait to talk about your cock!

2) SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION is for you if you want to be humiliated for your size, no matter what your actual size may be. Choose from three levels of humiliation -- MILD, MEDIUM, or EXTREME. MILD is teasing your cute little dick. EXTREME is scorched earth humiliation, like, on the real you should just get it removed. MEDIUM is in between.

3) COCK WORSHIP AND PRAISE -- What cock doesn't deserve praise and worship? Our prehistoric human ancestors believed genitals were holy, and frankly (get it?) so do I. This one's all about telling you what a gift to the world your cock is.

TEXT RATINGS will be at least a couple paragraphs long, as long as you provide enough photographic information (See below).

AUDIO and VIDEO ratings can be pre-recorded for you to watch/listen to again and again, or we can set up a time for a Zoom chat, and do it in live time. Live chats are up to 10 min and you are encouraged to masturbate and cum while I talk about your cock.

If you choose a text or pre-recorded rating, please send me dick pics showing the following:

-Side view of your balls, shaft and head while erect.
-From above view of your cock while erect.
-Selfie view showing your balls. (Closeups on your urethra alone don't tell me much.)
-Flaccid pics are great, too, just be sure to send me erect pics, too, so I get all the information I need.

For video chats, I'll ask you to show me these different angles in live time.

Let's talk about YOUR COCK!