Ouchmeballs

Hi
I am 53ish, tall-ish and slim-ish, bald-ish... notice a pattern here???
Am looking for a girl / Princess...
Let's rephrase that.. am desperatley looking for.... scrub that.
Am on my knees here... pleading with the universe to help me find a girl who will let me
pay her a monthly c*m tax and to build a collection of used socks and uinderwear at least one a month (am in it for the long term!) Am interested in all varieties of underwear in varying lengths of being worn and some simply drenched in your golden p**!

Should any of you lovely ladies on here have the urge to feel pity on a 53-ish handsome-ish devil, and want to become that Lady to whom i could sp**nd my nights worshipping your glorious scent, please don't stifle that urge! Looking forward to having my inbox overflow.
hugs and kisses
andy-ish

An update: Boy oh Boy... i didn't realise just how great this site would be. I am like an eager kiddie in a sweet shop, wishing to buy from all you lovely ladies. There's so many delicious items to collect. Thank you to those ladies who have provided me with such excellent service and goodies. For your discretion and a**istance. I hope to keep coming back frequently to you, as well as exploring more sellers.