Auntie Flo's made me hot and cold all day... These have absorbed so much sweat~ (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

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I'm cramping so bad rn (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) Do my boobs look bigger than usual?? Idk, but I don't have any chocolate and that's honestly a crime

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Want these? DM me and tell me what you want to do with them (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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Do you think my thighs are getting chubby? Idk, but I think I look cute as hell XD

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Greasy fingers! Who's licking them clean? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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Lunch time!! What are you having? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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What am I getting all dressed up for? Photoshoot incoming!!! (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

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How many pathetic simps are waiting to pull these off with their teeth? (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)

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I honestly can't remember how long I've been wearing these.... They absolutely stink. Like, sweaty vinegar stink. What a shame I'm going away in a few days, and can't ship them out. Guess the washing machine gets to enjoy these (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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On today's episode of Um, No? (I don't do anything in person, people!)

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I've been wearing these for 72 hours XD They've been on two dog walks and slept in, too! My scent is super malty 😋

My tight little body snaps back so quickly (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) Aren't I cute?

Who's my first trash stash going to? Brush hair, chewed gum, crisp packet and a soda can for your shrine to your Goddess (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

I've been saving my chewed gum this week... Who's hungry?? :3

The delusions are winning lmao who wants to treat me? (✿◡‿◡)

Listen up, everyone!

Tell me how you'd take them off? ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄^⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄^⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

New socks who dis? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Ughhhhhh

Who else loves being told how to do their job? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ