I've been a bit absent from the site recently... But I've found the perfect thing to help me keep up with the ones I'm going walk over... Or who's gojng to jizz all over my delicious knickers.... You know you want it 😎🖕

When ya mind is telling you to go for a long awaited mccyds brecky instead of the gym this morning.... You decide no... But the papers showing you this.... N your horoscopes telling you "the pursuit for perfection is nice, but the wisdom to know what truely matters makes your efforts worthwhile".... Hmmmm 🤔

So this is the quickest I've been off the mark... EVER... the wraps are a nod to you @LeornaDeFuego... I missed out on that iconic pose of yours n had them at the ready... So here's #PosingPretty41.. Bossing it 😉🖕💞

Just used this for the first time this year n the smell of it made me jizz a little... Come on summer... Let's have ya!

Just had some fella in the second-hand shop trip me he liked my boots... As you can see... I scraped the thick of the mood off after gardening the other day, bit they're still pitted... Now... I'm wondering if it's someone off here 😉... Go ahead and approach n reveal yaself if it was...

Let me scrub your bonnet for you Sir? @STRyker_Alpha_8 #atwcarwashcuties... Last minute as always...

Muddy boots need cleaning 👅

A late entry to #PosingPretty38.... Thanks @AriaArch & @LeornaDeFuego for the competition... Give it some 💖plz💋

🤔 Today, I'll mostly be 🤔... Wearing a body stocking for a wear... 🍤 With shrimp dick 🍤 socks over it for a wear... While fasting to produce the most delicious 🍋ketone🍋... All while covering the whole lot up with extra socks and hoodies n pretending to my kids I'm just 🍦vanilla mama🍦having an ordinary day... Wish me luck 😎🖕

Looks like The Range is getting in on the game now... Who would have thought 😳

Thanks @STRyker_Alpha_8 for more naughty naughty inspiration.. Here's my entry... #ATWeastercutiesnbeauties.. Give it some 😍💗😍... 😘👍

Never stop fighting my lovely lasses no matter what... @LeornaDeFuego... What an inspiration you are... Fuck the competition... You are amazing... You keep kicking its arse... @AriaArch... Thanks for #PosingPretty37 💞

This is the extra hair they had to be removed from the hovers wheels to get it working last night

Shot of Jiggy??

As you'll know if you've been witness to the crazy reaction I had to taking a prize dickhead back for a couple days n the fall out that followed... I had to spend a few days "channelling my inner Liam Gallagher" to get me out n about n pull me thru... Looking back from the other side 🤔... I think maybe been more accurate! 😎🖕

Thursday night means piss ya pants night to me 😊

Just sat quietly starting a revolution from my bed