Stinky Old Black Vans

Hey luv! Thanks for taking a sec to read my bio.

I'm Patty. I'm 56, a mom and a Gramm I'm at an age where I feel empowered to do whatever the hell I'd like. I've earned it.

I'm a bubbly body person and I welcome all.

I offer pretty much whatever you gets you. Just ask! Too shy? No worries...just say "hi" and I'll take the lead from there.

Little more about me? I'm 4'10, dark blonde (bush to match) and grey eyed. Bra size 44DDD. And depending on the brands, I'm a shoe size 6.5 to 7.5 and panties range from XL to XXXL. This Gramms got t*ts and a** and all the curves to go with!

I prefer day s**, porn and some of my biggest turn Ons include the smell of a first rain, men in business suits with an open fly and being talked dirty to while you're jacking that c*ck!

Some years back I was a phone s** operator. What fun that was!

I'm a s**ual flirty libra and enjoy expressing myself in different ways. I like to tip the scales.

I will say for now that all panties I post will be worn at least 24 hours. If you'd like more time let me know and I got you as long as you got me!

For those that prefer, my feet have the vinegary smells.

Items will be vacuum packed, and I will package discreetly and sorry but no exchanges or refunds. I offer tracking numbers with shipped orders, but I don't control the post office. Keep that in mind.

My PayPal and cash App is $Pattypaps. (cash App preferred)
Link to my Amazon wish list is:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/39CE3UPI88ZVQ?ref_=wl_share
Also if your using PayPal I add 3% for the fees they charge.

LASTLY: DO NOT ASK ME TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING OR GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER SO WE CAN CHAT ELSEWHERE. WON'T HAPPEN AND YOU'LL BE BLOCKED. TO GET UNBLOCKED, YOU'LL NEED TO PAY THE LURKER TAX.

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